Big bad wolf.

Us humans have an energy.

Law of conservation of energy: Energy can be neither created nor destroyed. It can only change forms.

After death, energy changes forms.

Before your head explodes, I just want to get along.

There is nothing paranormal in our universe. Almost
every single phenomenon that you might call paranormal or unexplainable can be explained with science or the delusion/insanity of the individual who spotted it. Only because some things of reportedly supernatural matter can't be explained with physics or current observation techniques doesn't mean there are ghosts hunting houses. It means that the human mind is extremely susceptible to hallucination, especially when one is left alone in the dark in a allegedly haunted house.

WHave you ever fallen out of your dream?

Hold your breath.

Wheat

Italian

Provolone

Marinara

Toasted

Lettuce

Tomato

Red Onion

Jalapenos

Mayo/Mustard

Oil/Vinegar

Parmesan/Oregano

It’s your first night in your new apartment. Your stuff is still in boxes. Your furniture (with the exception of the mattress on the floor) hasn’t arrived yet. The utilities won’t be turned on until the next day, so you’re making due without. A flashlight and some candles will do for light until you go to sleep. Despite the creepy feeling of being in a dark, empty apartment all alone; you chalk it up to nervousness and try to get some sleep.
A sound wakes you up. You lay there for a moment, waiting to decide if it was real or just your imagination being too loud. When the sound happens again, you check your cell for the time. Two in the morning. You get up, using your cellphone for light, and make your way towards the kitchen; the apparent source of the noises. At first, you think somebody has broken into your apartment, but you choke down your reaction as you stare at the figure. It is a middle-aged man, wearing what amounted to striped pajamas and standing in front of the microwave with his back to you. Although seemingly solid, you can also see through his body. You’re paralyzed; mostly out of fear, but partly out of curiosity.
“Hey,” you finally manage to say. The man looks in your direction, turning slowly. Your eyes open wide as you realize the man has no lower jaw, letting his tongue hang free. Your vision loses focus and the apparition disappears.
A sound wakes you up. It’s your phone vibrating against the floor. It’s morning, or at least light is coming in through the window. You’re back on your mattress and the missed call is from your mother. You’re confused about the night before and still shaking from the experience of what you saw. Was it a dream or did you really see a ghost?

I must be asleep.

Come on, let it out.

You do it to yourself.

My Eyes Are Shooting Sparks

Money

Seattle

She knows I'm amazed.

We'll keep well bred,
We'll stay well fed,
We'll have our sons,
They will be all well hung.

One day at a shopping mall in the afternoon, a woman was coming out of the mall from a shopping spree. She was in a happy mood. She had gotten to her car and loaded her stuff that she had bought into her trunk. When she was done loading, she shut the door of her trunk and she saw an old lady standing by the passenger side of her car.
The old woman said “Would you be a darling and give me a lift home? I don’t have a car and I was walking all day.” The woman said “I’d be happy to.” So she unlocked the door for the old woman.
As she started to make her way around the car to the driver’s side, she started to feel uncomfortable. So when she got in the car, she looked in her purse and said “Darn, I can’t find my credit card. I’m going inside to see if anybody found it.” The old woman said “I’ll wait for you here.”
The woman left to go look for help. Then she found a security guard and told him the situation. They went back to the woman’s car and the passenger door was wide open. On the seat of the car was a shopping bag that the old woman had been carrying. Inside of the bag was the old woman’s dress and a gray haired wig, along with a huge butcher’s knife, a video camera, and a roll of duct tape. (Pasta)

Today I give you both Gear and Rear.

Here I'll post for you some Gears, Fears and Rears